MY WIFE HAS TURNED 50!



My wife has turned 50
Now how can that be?
It doesn’t seem like it’s been
A half century

She has grown older
Like fine wine on a shelf
Who would have known?
She’d become a MILF

It could have been worse
It might have been crueler
She could have become
A Washington Cougar

She’s an older woman now
I’m still in my 40’s
Vibrant and young
I still feel quite sporty

All that will change
In a few short days
Until then I’ll remind her
In oh so many ways

We are like two halves
Of the same person
Partners in everything
That is for certain

We’ll grow old together
Lovers forever
Inseparable buddies
Birds of a feather

She’s given me two sons
And a beautiful daughter
I love her so much
It makes my eyes water

I start to sniffle
My eyes turn red
It’s kinda like that time
She farted in bed

A toast to my darling
On her 50th annum
May you have 50 more
And may we be there to see um.

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